What fucking Chipotle has a sour cream gun? You mean taco bell, right? A taco bell fan would have written that barbecue sides list, not a chipotle fan. It all makes sense now.

Wasn’t this basically the premise behind the zombie themed game “Dying Light” a year or so back?

Don’t be in Maryland...

And that other team was Liverpool, no?

“Your hair is braidy. You hear about the last Brady person to get in my way?”

When did Rob Corddry play hockey for the Canucks?

Fuck you. -A Flyers fan

“I love the smell of Jake’s Mom in the morning”

CJK5H

+5 CJK5H

HA!

Yay, I get to throw some junk away at my OWN home!

I’m rewriting a classic previous post of mine for this:

Only the worst people would buy their children an ice cream sundae instead of a giant pretzel or sausage or corn dog at a baseball game. Hell, where is popcorn? Then again, this child is

I just meant its not Podrick in that meme up above. I’m sure you’re right about Podrick in the video. Can’t watch as I’m at work.

Yeah, its Edric Storm, or Gendry King Robert’s bastard from Storm’s End, or King’s Landing. They held him at Dragonstone before Davos let him go instead of allowing Melisandre from burning him alive as a king’s blood sacrifice. I can’t remember which one because I read the books too and they may have combined the two…

That’s not Podrick

Pound Town?

Jolly good.

I’m sorry, what? I was picturing whore island.