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Unfortunately for their daughter, mom is a pole vault aficionado.

You usually don't have to tell hockey players to not play with balls, but for different reasons.

Woody Johnson. What a dick!

Seriously. They are a bad team defensively, and even worse at offensive line. The Cowboys this year are excellent example of how you can have talent at skill positions, but until you invest in anew O line, it just is DOA. (And I'm an eagles fan saying this.)

I think that's his point, lol

Literally hundreds of other people have made the exact same comparison, including South Park. (great episode btw)

So as an American athlete, where else do you go for sufficient sporting opportunities? They have a monopoly on collegiate level sport, which requires them to follow very specific, sometimes asinine by laws that put them at disadvantages and the NCAA at a fiscal advantage. I'd say that yes, they don't have to play…

Definition: Slavery is a legal or economic system under which people are treated as property.

You and I have varying definitions of funny. This is ridiculous. How does this egregious fleecing of such a large and "in the spotlight" group of people, "student-athletes,"* just continue year after year?

I think we just found Jim Nantz.

I must be God then. Nice. Sadly, God did NOT make the playoffs this year.

The Hail Marys

Positive Contact isn't bad at all.

Less like Hitler, more like inanimate carbon rod(ger Goodell).

I highly doubt they would make a move to 2 engines if 1 engine x ft off of center of the aircraft can't also support the aircraft. There's a certain amount of redundancy and safety in commercial aircraft you can't sacrifice in the name of SWAP.

Man. Couldn't you have tried to sugar-coat this for poor old Jay?

But the offense is Tony Romo and DeMarco Murray, two undeniably great players with injury histories.

Weight in lbs vs min per game

"ha ha, sucker, you got shorted a couple square centimeters of donut."