But the offense is Tony Romo and DeMarco Murray, two undeniably great players with injury histories.

Weight in lbs vs min per game

"ha ha, sucker, you got shorted a couple square centimeters of donut."

Don't worry. His limbs will grow back. Er...sorry paraolympians...

Also, its kind of fucked up for them to have a mascot for the paraolympics be one of the FEW organisms that can regrow limbs...

My vote for Tom: He's a tree.

I remember that 2011 Lion's game performance because their stage contraption malfunctioned and couldn't be removed from the field on time, and actually held up the game for close to 20 minutes if I remember correctly. That may have been where the boos originated.

ALLIBAMA

Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.

If he hurts his knee again doing this, my fantasy team is docking him a fantasy game check.

Is it not no holds barred?

Bucs at Magua

This still doesn't sound as dumb as Curt Shilling did earlier.

-DAN AKA DR. SEUSS

Worst to eat, morally, so its saying people would care more about a fish than rats.

It would pass quicker, relative to the people in the sub-basement, if you were on the 20th floor, but 8 hours is 8 hours, regardless of where you are.

#notalllists

I think this is partly because Suarez is gone, if not mostly, but you can't overstate the fact that BOTH their main scorers from last year are gone at the moment. If they are this bad after Sturridge comes back, and I have to be honest I have no idea when that is, then I would be willing to admit this team has…

I studied aerospace engineering in college, and the whole bat on ball thing is extensively studied, yet on an undergraduate level, severely simplified. In collisions, velocity out is equal to velocity in * a coefficient of restitution, which is basically a unitless number that is different for every type of material…

I would love you to show me the probability calculation for any of those AMERICAN LEAGUE teams to win the NATIONAL LEAGUE pennant. (He has since fixed the error where TB BOS and CLE were included in the NL pennant chances, FYI).