The Thumb vs. Index finger argument isn't even a contest. Thumb vs index for nose picking is like arguing dump truck vs. pointy stick for garbage collecting.

"Also, someone a couple years back noted how people here stop on highway on-ramps instead of merging like they're supposed to. Having driven here for the last 15+ years, I can confirm this, and I fucking hate it. Denver drivers are objectively terrible."

I thought the whole comment was for the birds.

"barely a peep."

Plane I'm on just got hit by rocket fire over Tblisi. Reminds me of that Song "Devil Went Down To Georgia." - Sepp Blatter

This wasn't at UMD by any chance was it? That field they practiced on in front of the chapel had a helluva slope on it so I always just assumed it was because they weren't allowed on the turf fields. Makes sense though.

I wonder if chin music is more prevalent in the asian baseball leagues?

Sox Clocks Brox After He Knocks Him out of Box?

Exactly. Yovanni Gallardo pinch hit a game winner against the Orioles this season, and then started the next day's game. Bad ass, and I'm an Orioles fan saying this.

Have you checked to see if you've recently become older?

College Park, MD. This was across the street from my off campus apartment. Apparently they couldn't commit to one spelling either.

Yeah, bacon has totally jumped the shark....MMmmmmm, shark bacon.

Whatever you say, Brian McCann.

He's gotten a better haircut since then...

Now I'm curious. Is it a house made of dicks? Or a house made for sheltering a dick? Or even a house shaped LIKE a dick? So many potential meanings...

That's what I read the first time I saw this.

This. 100% this.

Seriously. I get PTSD just passing by Chipotle if my girlfriend isn't in the car with me.

Talk about a diving winger...+1.