I believe he was referring to Neymar being offsides, not Hulk.

Yes I have. Its called (here in MD) going to Delaware.

But then the tampa bay rays fire back

I would suggest Virginia and Maryland (Virgin-land), with our capital being the Capital, but then it would sound like some sort of Jihadist heaven instead of the vehicular hellscape that it is.

There are only two things I hate in this world: intolerance of other peoples cultures...and Robin Van Persie.

Oh, she got served.

I'm sure Gerrard is kicking himself today.

This is about the only way the Astro's can get any extra R's on the board.

It looked to me like he was holding the ball with glove and bare hand, and simply pulled it out after the tag to show the ump, and avoid it being dislodged from the glove alone. Pretty standard catcher stuff. That donkey was out.

Obviously a catfish.

-pitching mounds accidentally replaced by pitching almond joys

What's even more haunting is that they had to remove the nuts section to make room for this monstrosity.

This is old hat for Jamaican writers. They're used to burning all night and day.

Rust Cohle thinks his beer circle is flat.

Should we start calling it a LOOKING UP offense?

Ok, done. But how is the mayonnaise in my ass going to stop my eye from getting infected?

Colon blow would be a solid number two choice...

I'm surprised this didn't make your list:

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