I put my leftover BC dip (you have to make A LOT for this to happen) on sandwiches.

Taste the asshole.

Tiedown

You spelled "Mormon" wrong.

We tried to give the Sun one, but it refused.

Or it could be moving extremely fast...

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Yes, but only if it could also dispense its OWN cab fare afterwards.

I hope the Dodgers pay Kershaw entirely with Bitcoin.

I advocate leaving Jesus, Mohammed, flying spaghetti monster, etc., off of the list, but Buddha is a pretty strong omission.

Don't worry; he will go into hibernation around October 1st every year.

I could have agreed with him if Brent had dropped any of these from this list I made while watching "the ole pigskin" this year:

As the Director of Development and Alumni Affairs at Georgetown Preparatory school (an all boys school in Bethesda, MD) Mr. Rocca OBVIOUSLY is keeping his fingers on the pulse of Major League Baseball current affairs (and hopefully off the pulses of school age boys).

1971, but I get what you mean.

SAINTS MARTYRED BY LYNCHING

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this amusing.

The best is getting walking directions from Rivendell or the Shire to Mordor...

Although its not exactly a sandwich that he wins...

Speaking of the urges post, I have always had a frightening and unexplained urge to grab the handle of any police officer's hand gun in the holster, full knowing I didn't actually want to do anything with it, and knowing the severe beating I'd probably receive, at best . I remember thinking about this in elementary…

An XBOX One from your favorite EX-QB One?