Swiss Army Knife?

3 Game Misconduct for Checking?

The Replyallpocalypse.

*sterling, right?

Stay massy, tumor.

Shittles? (taste the asshole)

In both a surprising and not so surprising development, it seems that both the planet and moon were called Endor. George was just getting lazy even before the prequels...

Even makes doughnut holes seem less appealing.

There are nice things to say about a guy and there are mean things to say about a guy, and that is a mean thing. +1

As a Flyers/Eagles fan from North East MD, that's kinda fucked up, and why I never park at the Philly stadiums without adequate Flyers and Eagles signage

I was there (Vegas) on Saturday, and its currently 5,000:1

The baby didn't die; he only injured his leg. WHY SO SERIOUS?

You're gonna be feeling some heat for this joke.

Man, you'd think they killed his kid or something...

They went with the latter of "Go hard or go home."

In the King's, its spelled Football. They invented it, so I think their name should stick, no matter how many people play it elsewhere.

The heaviest driver would be named HULKenberg

I guess most Sox fans took having Ellsbury on the team for granite.

I got the US to playing Spain in the second knockout round on the 4th of freaking July. That has to give us SOME sort of edge, right? Right?...