Passover's here, so stock up now on the original all sugar, no corn syrup taste you grew up on!

In fact it was precisely the opposite. Saul mentions she became estranged from her family after adopting the views of her husband.

Robot Repair!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday…

"Double dumb-ass on you!", and so forth.

Of course - I always like quips when browsing. Everybody knows that. RIGHT?!

That's the one! Perfectly cast, too, as you know the audience is thinking "I can't wait for that guy to get pulverized."
"The New Arrival" you mentioned is great too - what is about a girl wearing a hockey mask that's so scary??

"Television Terror" for the win! Definetely the scariest one I remember, with classic "the cameraman's hanging from ceiling - so who's holding the camera?!?" moment.

ooooooohh..

"There's an extra small medium at large!" is the type of punch line you think of first, then form the setup around it.

He also made it clear that the test is pointless for that reason. Knowing there is no solution will obviously affect the test-taker's decision making, while in real life, you'll never know if you're actually in a no-win situation, so why not be as creative as possible? "I don't believe in a no-win scenario" were his…

Many jurisidictions all but outlaw gun ownership (forget about concealed carry), yet still face serious gun violence. Try buying a gun in New York City some time. This is definitely a problem, but weak regulation is far from the only cause.

Did I mentioned that my job is really hard, and there are a lot people doing it badly?

What's the song where they show the club the first time - a blonde woman is sing something like "no, you don't have to take me awaaay…"?

By some measures, the longest audience laughter of any TV show - ever.

It was hardly a factor, though.

I used to read comic books during the war, but this is an entirely different kind reading, altogether!

and then… [WHAM] … bartender got it worse than anybody.

Numerous printings of the book show "1984" on the cover, with no other mention of the title. Doesn't that at least make it a legitimate alternate?

Not a fan of boxing then, huh?

"Open Sarsparilla?.. Open.. saddle soap?"