[Upon being re-integrated] - "WhoWhatWhereWhenWhoWhatWhere - Oh YOU again! Just when I had him right where I wanted him!"

"You're in a low place, my brother."

"Did she specify what kind of man she wanted?"
"She specificated that she wanted a silly man."
"Objection!"
"Shut up, Freddie, she's allowing it!" [quick smile to judge].

"I saw it the window and I just HAD to have it!" => Longest studio laugh ever.

"You see, Stephen? Your logic eats itself!"

You forgot the part where she beats him mercilessly.

No love for "Pelican Brief"? I was hoping to hear another story about what a jerk Denzel Washington is.

I don't mean to start a holy war about it, but considering how wildly out-of-place a literal translation is, it's not difficult to make the case that the whole book really is an allegory.

Are you kidding? How about - oh I don't know - anything from Song of Songs?

AND THEY DOCK YA!
sorry, had to be done.

When is a sidewalk fully dressed?

In practice, this is usually moot. "Scientists" who torture also tend to be lax about experimental protocols. The resulting "research" is more along the lines of a gruesome version of "lets see what happens when we do this!" rather than a rigorous scientific experiment with publishable results.

You mean like "you shall love your neighbor as yourself" (Leviticus 19:18)? Completely intolerable!

Long "O" ("Dohnal") or short "O" ("Dahnal")?