Toast points, miniature mother of pearl spoon and maybe, just maybe a tiny bit of sour cream if you don’t feel confident about the very distinctive taste. Crackers, plastic spoons and even serving with paper napkins when you are paying that amount are an embarrassment and just not good form.

I’d like to see Trump eat a Tide Pod!

Adults voted in Trump and that’s incredibly more stupid than eating tide pods.

People have been doing dumb stuff for attention for all of history.

Wut?

Why haven’t they made outlet malls like indoor malls here in MN? That is one thing I genuinely don’t understand. I want to check out the new outlet mall in Eagan, but not when it’s labia-sealing cold.

Don’t trust a christian that says they sinned. That’s code for not taking blame for anything you did. They’ll say they sinned and that god forgives all sin and that will be the end of it as far as they’re concerned. I’ve seen christians use it to justify murder.

“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.

Youth pastors always creeped me out so much anyway. Maybe it’s just that my experience with religion comes largely from European nuns while in boarding school, but the entire practice of youth pastors is bizarre, indefensible, and really backs up the idea these are cults looking to recruit. 

The other thing that kills me is the inherent shame and guilt that, of course, must fall on the CHILD because of bullshit Christian teachings. Honestly, like whenever anyone wrings their hands and frets over why I am now an atheist, I really just wanna answer that it’s because I fucking went to bed every night as a…

When I was 7-8 years old, my dad was the pastor of a small little church in Wilmington NC. There was a man in his 20s who was very involved in the church. He had dark hair and dark eyes and he was tall and slender with olive skin and I remember thinking that he was very cute. It should all have been very innocent, but…

Honestly I am just so sick to fucking death of American Christian church rhetoric. Like I’m so fucking sick of megachurches and smarmy, self-righteous pastors and everyone being so FUCKING INSANE about sex and sexuality. I’m sick of this country’s Pence-yness and I’m sick of disgusting religious nonsense having any…

Spot on. One thing I’ve learned from translating the gospels (clears throat impressively, pats self on back) is that sin isn’t such a strong word in those texts, meaning something closer to “to miss the mark.” In other words, to err. It is something that REQUIRES your action, it is not an evil entity that can get away…

Old enough to be in a position of authority and coerce a teenager into a sex act. What is this question?

Organized religion in general, but especially Christianity, with its stupid fucking masturbatory confessionals and unlimited mulligans so long as you pretend to be super duper sorry about it and OMG YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE’S SORRY AND IF YOU DON’T FORGIVE HIM THAT MAKES YOU THE BAD GUY.

He was her fucking youth pastor. Don’t try to excuse him. JFC.

I was a latchkey kid who was an easy target for the junior high art teacher. He was inappropriate to me and I had reconciled I would likely be molested by him. Looking back, he groomed me for a long time. I told a guidance counselor, under sworn secrecy, what was happening. The counselor didn’t keep it a secret, and I…

Once upon a time it was said that Republicans are best adept at accusing Democrats of that which they are guilty of themselves. Textbook projection. Yet dipshits keep voting for them because of abortion and other stupid shit. Revolution now.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

Or if service-sector jobs paid as well and were as stable as the kinds of blue-collar jobs people want back.