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Speaking for myself, I hold Lost's final season in contempt because after five seasons of obvious bullshit that viewers were nonetheless told by both producers and fans, "No, wait guys. Trust us, it's definitely going somewhere!", the sixth season carried the momentous reveal that actually no - it was bullshit all

[trigger warning for those who have seen Tell Me You Love Me]

"…he appeared in a scene in the second episode of True Blood and reports that Anna Paquin was a bitch."

I'm reading a lot of good books. Great books. The best books, actually. You wouldn't believe how good the books I'm reading are.

"…he has an ongoing (fake) feud with host Jimmy Kimmel."

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Fuck off to Iran or something then. I'm sure they can cater for your desire to see people punished for their crimes with only the most severe and permanent sentences.

How much money do you think he's earned from Top Gear over the years (not to mention how much Amazon offered him to get back to work)? Why would you assume that personal financial considerations would have any impact on his opinion on Brexit?

It's not in the ground now?

Slut.

"This sounds hilarious," he said, convincing everyone.

Dog racing is cool. But ethically, you can't suffer yourself to watch it knowing how they treat those dogs.

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

That's ironic.

What is an all-ages single?

Imagine how rough things would be if they were still a ska band.

You're using "cultural appropriation" wrong.

And what's with their shuffling, black cloaks and constantly talking up a mysterious "reunion"?

Usually I'm fascinated by these "Some wanker writer wrote some wanky nonsense you'll never read" articles. But for some reason I'm really having a lot of trouble getting enthusiastic for this one.