B. But I'd squeeze either of their faces.

Probably the doc Catfish which pissed me off, and was horribly misrepresented in advertisements.

Working a double shift. AMA

All signs are pointing towards Affro finally getting a promotion at work.

Kojack Horseman?

Ha. I don't think I realized the connection between them until you pointed that out. But simply put, I think Hot Fuzz is the very example of a "perfect" comedy script. If such a thing exists. More than the other two (and I love both), every single moment is so meticulously purposeful, and all in service of the comedy…

Thank you! Organizing it is definitely the hardest part, but it helps to think of it as something that is changing all the time (if not daily). I just like pressing pause every once in awhile and taking a snap shot of what it looks like at any given moment.

Oh man, Revanche is amazing. One of the most gorgeous films ever shot, and a wonderfully Shakespearean plot to go along with its very quiet and meditative nature. I can't recommend it highly enough.

Long live Soderbergh (and his descendants, because Magic Mike XXL was better than his own outing!)

I appreciate you more, dear Occams.

I own 35 Shots of Run but have yet to watch it, this just made that a priority.

That's the kind of film that I couldn't really place any higher, and yet I'd watch it over most of the other films 9 times out of ten.

I got bored today and decided to revise and expand my All Time Favorite Films list. For your mocking pleasure, I present it to you now:

Magnolia is a film whose importance and meaning changes almost annually, but never falls short of helping me assess how I feel about myself and the state of my life.

Awwww, Eric! Yeah, that'll probably describe Trainwreck for ya. I laughed quite a bit, but was not satisfied at all… if that makes sense. And I'm usually an Appatow defender! So that says a lot.

I have quite a few things wrong with me… but I actually learn quite well. As long as I'm teaching myself… considering I have horrible vision and hearing. So I'd just prefer to cut out the middleman. So no… I don't know why I answered this question. I may have been drinking?

He's kidding…

-Finished Knowing Me, Knowing You With Alan Partridge (including the Christmas special) and found it to be fucking hysterical
-Saw Ant-man and found it to be extremely bland (but at least more charming than most MCU films, but still not good)
-Re-watched Coherence twice
-Re-watched The Last Five Years
-Watched Bojack…

I will always love it for giving us overacting melodrama that isn't really present (except in acceptable flashes in the first) in the other entries. Like when Cruise asks Newton's character if it would make her feel better if he said he didn't want her to do the mission…
Her response: "Yes…"
Cruise: "THEN FEEL BETTER!"

Considering Anthony Hopkins actually delivers this line with a straight face: "Well, it's not Mission: Difficult, Mr. Hunt… It's Mission: Impossible," that wouldn't be much of a stretch.
(Love that sketch, though.)