"Why'd you even let him on the podcast?"
"Got to, man. This America."

Well the day is here. Film Tank has released a new episode on Inception (in which I shit all over it, sorry), and we have a new website to back it up. You can find everything, including the new episode at our same address: www.filmtankshow.com

*loads up the review currently being used by the CZ*
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*clicks "Ctrl + F" and types in "Affro"*
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*sees there are no results found*
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What have you guys been talking about all this time?

"Three Minutes of Blurs and Grunts"

This better come to fruition. I want to replace my DVD.

You think that's hard to see, SBT? TRY BEING BLIND!

I was home sick today, so I used the time to do a lot of important things, like finally watch the documentary For All Mankind. That was fucking majestic.

If I'm getting another body, it sure as fuck ain't going to be the one I'm currently using.

As somebody who loves Noah Baumbach films, this hurt to write:

Today at work, I ended up writing an entire essay I had due tonight. This means I freed up my Sunday night! I love my job.

We discussed Furious 7 on Film Tank and it was hostile, ridiculous and somewhat of a mess… much like the film itself (which I mean affectionately). You can listen here, if you, like me, find the film to be a masterpiece (or if you don't): http://filmtankshow.com/e/e…

Like their buses missed the exit? Geez, that's unfortunate. And you wouldn't expect to see that, let alone twice.

They will pay…

Actually… There's something I've been meaning to tell you…

Then he is no good friend of yours!

Listen. I treat masturbation like I treat my Pringles: once you pop, the fun don't stop.

Not too great. The other day I got caught masturbating in my car by a co-worker at the Whataburger I work at. It was very embarrassing, and I just feel really shitty about it.

It was only 12.99 (on blu-ray) at most big box stores today, which kind of blew me away. I almost bought it, but was already there for A Most Violent Year to begin with.

There are plenty of "serialized" comedies. They may not look like serialized dramas, but that's because they're drama versus comedies. A show like Barney Miller or New Girl may have different stories each week and tie them up by the end of the episode, but there is no denying that each episode takes place in the same…

This is why I chose it.