Well, it would be a dark sitcom if you went with the former, considering John Ritter is dead…

Also, congrats! You deserve this.

Just tell the landlord that you don't have a puppy. And every time she or he may see it, pretend like there's absolutely nothing there. They'll be so worried they're going crazy, they won't fight you.

Don't worry, there's room for both of you.

*wakes up; sees Steph is still here* It wasn't a dream! This is really happening!

I'm incorrigible.

Thongs are not "PJs," Steph. They're barely even underwear.

If anybody would know about a pants-off dance off, it's you. The Queen of the No Pants Dance.

Sorry, I should really learn to put on pants when you're here.

How are you, Steph? Still turning red?

Dammit. Who left the CZ door unlocked? We keep it locked for a reason, people.

Hi guys. Long time lurker, first time poster. Just wanted to say that I love you all and want to have all of your offsprings.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

I'm surprised that nobody has posted the link to the trailer that was just released today for the new Will Ferrell comedy Get Hard. It is most certainly Community related, as this happens at one point during the trailer.

I'm a randy cat.

Just wanted to say sorry that I have not been around as much for the Advent Calendar (I've undertaken an inventory project for my work's IT department and it is huge so I've been spending a lot of time there) but the fact that you guys have all stuck to the schedule so far has been really heartwarming to me. The…

The exact same.

*deletes my entire advent post about the power of gift giving*

Are you planning on posting your Gremlins piece today?

Agreed. It didn't help that he kept releasing all of the "good" parts online before the book had even come out.