The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Mary Tyler Moore Show are two examples.

Paramount realizes how loved Boyhood is, does something about it. Also, Criterion loses a film.

Who needs an article and ads to get in your way. Bring the party straight to the comments now!

Well he's Canadian.

This is why I can't meet SBT.

Of course. If ever there was a person who would be perfect for getting people into The Simpsons, it would be me.

I can't believe I only have 10 episodes left of Barney Miller. In related news, I am planning on starting a series of pieces on classic television series, essentially covering them for people who have never seen them (from the perspective of somebody who has seen every episode), encompassing a wide area of topics…

Same thing if you replace "room" with "orgy." People always tell me to "chill out," and "take it easy." It's really annoying, ya know? "Don't take your pants off yet, we haven't even left the restaurant!" Ugh. I don't understand people sometimes.

Not a problem. We are well outside your living room.

Don't worry. That's not what she'll be riding.

Do you mind if I have a guest over? It would only be for like an hour (I can't afford anything more than that, anyway).

Nevermind! I used your towels to stop the the rising. I'll just leave it for you to fix, no big deal.

Unrelated question:

When are you getting back to Toronto?

Admit it, you only want to watch it for all that sweet whoring bed action.

Have you seen it?

Now having completed both volumes of Nymphomaniac, I have to confess that it's my second favorite film of the year. After The Grand Budapest Hotel and just before Only Lovers Left Alive.

Interestingly enough, I liked it more than you, but I thought it was supposed to be a black comedy for most of the running time.

Passive agression is my first language.

I can't tell if this is mocking or joyous…