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It’s been awhile since I’ve been involved with one, but wouldn’t it cease working if you cool it down too much?

If someone is wearing a strap-on, not so much. I’m willing to fuck someone while wearing a strap-on, but not be fucked by someone wearing one. It reminds me too much of having sex with a guy.

I hate to be a downer, but penis vs plastic isn’t all that different. Especially if you warm up a prosthetic.

My slightly cynical mind is just registering her nude photograph as an attempt to replace the photograph of her in the pink bikini on the internet.

(I am also a Canadian) It’s easier to do if you have a heavier packs in the canoe to balance your weight out. You can lightly hold the opposite gunnels if you are getting nervous squatting.

I really want Steven Harper to just go fishing.

It sounds like a real Canadian apology. Real Canadian apologies are different that the “sorry”/ “excuse me” apologies you get for bumping into us (Hint: we are not really sorry).

Really, all of the Canadian popular culture figures and you are coming for Bryan Adams? Not Stephen Harper, Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Pamela Anderson, Rob Ford or Jian Ghomeshi?

I’ve peed off a canoe and I’m a woman.

I’m just about to finish knitting my second scarf from the past few weeks. I am looking forward to wearing them, long sleeves, and straight leg jeans.

I have paid the bill, not paid the bill, and split the bill. I prefer switching off paying for the bill instead of splitting. Maybe woman #1 pays for dinner, woman #2 pays for post-dinner activity. (If it is a first date, whoever asked for the date usually pays)

syphilis is natural

You can see the pasties through the dress. Blegh.

Around ten thousand? I would not be surprised if she had some saline or silicone implants, but she also had pregnancy boobs.

It is a terrible dress. I really dislike the hip pockets, the material, and its lack of structure. The cleavage just prevents it from being like the grandma’s curtains dress with too much fabric.

You can see her cleavage. She has nice cleavage. This is the one redeeming quality.

Is she wearing a “modesty patch” in the front or some sort of cling wrap thong that I cannot see?

Orange on orange is not a strong look.