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"Oh, hello, uh, Turkey Baster. How are you? Good, yeah, good, I'm doing really good. Yeah. That's funny, I was just talking about you. Well, um, it was good to see you. I should get back to- yeah, it was, hehe, nice to see you. You look great."
*Struggles to close drawer*
"What, I see you, okay? You've made your point."

HOT DAYUM

I didn't actually notice the credits sequence switcheroo. Should have been hard to miss the substitution of the Attack Eyebrows for the world's biggest and shiniest eyes. Seriously, how is she doing that with her face?

I keep waiting for him to put on a weird accent and be like 'Fuck you Jim, I'm the King of Sweden!'

I love the enthusiasm about crime then the backtracking. "Great. I hope there's a LOT of drug activity there."

The burger scene was the best scene by far. Jim asking for no pickles but relenting when Harvey insists he needs the pickles. Then they immediately ruined the scene by having Selina rob a guy right in front of them for no reason and she didn't show up again.

I don't trust his neatly manicured facial hair.

Marinated for over five minutes in zombie slime

Is anyone else certain that Wheelchair McFakerson is the one who killed Barry's mother?

Sounds like something Naboo from The Mighty Boosh would say

I have performed the Disqus Logging Ceremony!

That subplot was better than the 'oh yeah stuff's exploding I guess' subplot.

Screenshots for everyone! Looks like the city is inside the whale

I took a couple of screenshots for ya

Ours does, the only people that call it are telemarketers. Unfortunately it is necessary for us to have an internet connection.

He seems really finnicky about the pronunciation of his name, so I could see him having a meltdown and yelling "GOES IN YOU! GOES IN YOU!" at a student and getting fired or something. Like "Peter File" from IT Crowd.
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I really loved how Schmidt instantly went from being distraught at Winston for impersonating him to being elated that he was nailing it. Also the bit where Nick suggests something for Winston to say and Schmidt immediately repeats what Nick said even though it's supposed to be his own opinion.

Her legs in the phone reception cold open bit makes me wish my name was Gauxineher

Will she not stop until the whole faculty is aroused?!

I'm going to give it a shot