"School is a sexy place, Jess!"

22 episodes? That is ludicrous, it needs to be a tighter 10-13. I don't think I can be bothered watching another 16 of these before stuff finally happens in the inevitable two-part season finale where Penguin inevitably takes Barbara hostage or whatever.

I feel like Brooklyn Nine Nine and New Girl could be in the same universe. I could totally see the Brooklyn crew playing True American after hours. I could totally see Winston working in their police precinct.

Damn that was a hardcore episode. I can't remember the last time I saw that much action on TV. Though I am disappointed that the gang didn't get spring forth from the car and gouge eyes out like they were gearing up to do. "Aw man I went to all this trouble making a belt buckle knuckle duster, now all I've got is…

Yeah that woman was being eaten alive by like three zombies and she didn't seem too concerned about it.

Or Z-Nation

I don't think they have the balls to kill the baby, at least in any kind of visual way.

So many funny lines in this episode. Though the bit at the end with Jess asking if there was any porn she'd be into was a bit of a mistake, considering that episode where she was watching porn for five and a half hours.

I loved them scoping it out from different angles. 'That knee is not structurally sound!'.

His lips are poppin'

Sleepy Hollow, like Sunnydale, is a place where the inhabitants aren't even aware of multiple apocalypses happening each year, so I can forgive them not noticing an 'appeal to inner goodness' conversation happening off to the side, whilst wearing hearing protection.

I am not a man of unlimited cajoling.

I loved Ichabod's blustering speech about liberty and whatnot, and Reyes shuts him down with 'where's your ID?'. 'Uhh…. it's at home, seeya!'

I loved when Ichabod asked Abbie to 'unspool' the video and she gives a little smirk.

Yeah the boss said they were 'all staffed up, and you don't even have the right shoes'. Cobblepot killed two birds with one stone.

Don't you ever tell me mind my language! Fuckity-bye!

I wish he'd do Wastelanders with Warren Ellis already

Ah but 'We've all changed' according to Skye, so Simmons is obviously a badass superagent now.

I avoid all news about shows that I watch and I always turn off episodes as the 'next time on' scenes start because they spoil the crap out of things. Pretty annoying to then get spoiled anyway but oh well.

Talbot really wants Coulson, Coulson says 'hey we can help you take down baddies or whatever', Talbot says 'psh you haven't got the manpower or equipment to take down a convenience store'. So why does he want Coulson so bad?