Nick’s hair bothers me. Also, the reality tv podcast I listen to calls Shawn, Ryan Schnozling.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

OMG is that my boyfriend Mark Ruffalo excited to see my boyfriend Paul Rudd? Dreams DO Come true.

I’m with you. I hate having to deal with all the special snowflakes in the world.

A partial list of who’s fucked Tiger Woods lately: Torrey Pines, Augusta National, TPC Sawgrass, Muirfield Village, Chambers Bay.

You’re obviously not insane, but if money gives you *that much* anxiety, maybe it’s worth talking to somebody about it? I don’t know if a therapist or financial advisor would be better.

All this’ done is encourage every. Single. Person. To bring the largest possible rolly-carry-on they can. I watched an agent try, without luck, to explain to a couple that they cannot take four pieces of carry on each. I watch people try to jam their ridiculous rolly bags into overhead compartments that are clearly…

Except for the part that went, “They were overwhelmingly men...”

Yes, I am so tired of hearing the “religious liberties” talking point. No one gives a crap about these people’s religion, the whole “freedom of religion” thing extends to me too. I don’t want these so-called Christian sensibilities dictating what I can or cannot legally do.

Yep! The day I hear of a Catholic clerk (or clerk of any other religion that has rules about these things) having refused to issue a marriage license to someone getting married for the second time, or a couple that intends not to have children, or a couple that intends to use birth control, who don’t intend to get…

Federal law allows marriage between people whose marriages aren’t valid in the Catholic church, and the Catholic church isn’t crying persecution. They’re just not recognizing the marriages within their spiritual community. Somehow, the Church survives.

The evangelical churches will be fine once they accept that they’re…

Being persecuted for your faith is different that being persecuted for being an asshole. There’s a difference between persecution & justified pushback. So stop with the persecution complex & religious liberties bullshit. When evangelical Christians have to fight for the right to marry the person they love, then we’ll…

WOW SHUT DOWN HARD BY THE DEFENDER OF PUBLIC MASTURBATORS DAMN

That’s almost exactly what happened to me. I was a little older though (14) & it was my freshman year in catholic high school. Everyone was talking about how funny the South Park episode about Joseph Smith was (u know the one: “Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb”). Even I said something like : “How could anyone believe…

That’s the danger of having a religious system that primarily engages people on the preconventional stages of Kohlberg’s moral development.

Hands up who is most shocked by the guy’s name?

And of course there are the requisite “Wait till this gets posted to Jezebel.”

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