The funny thing is I’ve totally wanted to be BFFs with each of them at various points. Right now I’m imaginary BFFs with Janelle, who actually was my least favorite, but she’s been so kickass with the weight loss and working out and she seems like she’s got some stealth feminism going on. I was all, “you had me at…

This is the actual photo that Mike Huckabee chose as his profile picture on Facebook.

There’s a typo on the Jordin Sparks thing. It should read Jaaaassoooon duruuuuulo

I think it’s more like there are just too many people posting for the writers to notice every genuine contributor.

FIVE TIMES, people. Or more accurately FIVE VICTIMS, who knows how many times.

I think it’s completely normal to feel in a sense betrayed when someone close to you confesses they have kept a secret from you, even though it is completely understandable why they did it. It must be a mindfuck.

I swear it’s not that hard to do your own nails, folks.

I’m really optimistic about this post and comments. Jezebel and Millihelen have been so good for me over the past few years. I think they’ve kept me from going all the way into the abyss. I have such a bad body image problem. It started giving me panic attacks, so I just started a new anxiety med, and I’m going to an…

Thanks a lot, Obama.

I have the most generic, boring first name paired with a generic, boring last name. My advice to parents: look at the most popular names for the last few years, and for the love of all that is good, DO NOT GIVE THOSE NAMES TO YOUR KID. I’ve always been one of about 5 women with the same name in every class I’ve ever…

Agreed. There is a difference between truly not liking something and inventing absurd / arbitrary reasons for not eating something.

THIS. I hate when adults won’t try new things. Just *taste* it-you won’t die and if you don’t like it, spit it out and drink some water to get the taste out of your mouth.

I REALLY love that her name is Mary.

It’s pedantic, I know, but she’s tough as fuck, let’s not attribute that to male sex organs.

Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.

Also, I feel slight pity for Sasha Radetsky that a long and illustrious career as a soloist at ABT and a principal with Dutch National Ballet, and for a generation of us he’ll always be Charlie from Seattle whose girlfriend dumped him for going to study ballet in New York.

CENTER STAGE! Holy crap do I love the final performance...

Rob K also tweeted his support btw