As to "what makes people so rabid", research the social psychological concepts of BIRGing (Basking in Reflected Glory) and CORFing (Cutting Off Reflected Failure).

Because the photo was taken on Saturday, Jan. 26, 2008.

Word.

Good for you. The world needs more brunettes, not people who are "naturally blonde, with highlights" (read: my hair was blonde as a child and so I'm determined to keep it that way, even though that statement applies for so many people).

Agreed. While I may not agree with the methods of the Miss America pageant, making fun of the contestants seems 100% snarky and just downright gross. I'm pretty sure there are better ways to get rid of, or at least improve this "scholarship program" than by putting people down.

I have to admit that I initially thought this was just a brownie bite with unusual markings.

That is hilarious and freaking adorable all at the same time.

Very awesome.

I've actually heard about Clint Eastwood's pet squirrel before! Sadly, I can't remember where, so you'll just have to trust me on this one.

I definitely agree with the fact that ticket prices are pretty high. Especially considering that the theaters in my area have also stopped offering lower prices on certain weekdays and raised matinee prices.

One word - Epic.

I am officially awarding 100,000 points for incorporating a Maslow joke. Well done.

"He doesn't flirt with me like that, and someone told me that's probably a good thing"

I totally get the waxing, trimming, leaving it be... but shaving? How are you not in pain and/or itching like a mofo? Seriously, even with shaving cream.

[Ryan Gosling is] sooo hot... want to touch the hiney!

I'm not trying to defend Chris Brown, or any abuser for that matter. I was furious when I found out about his actions and have continued to avoid his music and other pursuits. However, this issue does bring up the question of rehabilitation. Honestly, I don't remember what Chris Brown's retribution for the abuse…

For some people, I guess one poke IS enough.

So there really used to be Walmarts in Germany? How did I miss that?!?

I basically equate it to people turning to the Bible to guide their law-making pursuits.

Agreed. However, sadly, you would be amazed at the number of parents who just do not understand this concept. I see parents all the time that think their children should be diagnosed with bipolar disorder, etc. because they have "tantrums".