I need to do this to his mouth. I'm sure he'll let me when we inevitably meet randomly in a coffee shop somewhere, and he slowly takes off his shirt, and . . .

Whelp, I am totally okay with Betty McRea and Cosima helping me out with my sexuality. Still not there yet, but having these characters help.

Please never stop talking about 1D. I need more people over the age of 21 to be 1D fans because currently I have no one to talk to about the fact that I like them.

My biggest turn on is baseball style T-shirts on men. I don't know what it is, but I cannot handle it. I think it looks so good.

YES, ANOTHER TIME I CAN SAY 'HARRY STYLES' AND HAVE IT BE RELEVANT!!!!!

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

OF COURSE HE DID BECAUSE HE'S A PERFECT PRECIOUS BABY ANGEL

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I HAVE BECOME AWARE THAT ZAYN HAS A GOATEE NOW

Oh. Oh my.

Bisexual teens are just as likely to fall into these categories, as part of their identity may be considered socially or morally unacceptable.

Ooh, girl. Mads done give me the shivers.

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

As somebody who is into BDSM I hate it. And everyone else I talk to who is into BDSM hates it because it's a horrible example of BDSM. However it's a wonderful example of an abusive relationship if that's what you're into. BDSM is something you do not need to be "cured" of or isn't a response to abuse. Also he gets…

Comcast's new album, Ryan, drops next week.

Everyone time I see a clip about French Montana I think it is French Stewart and I am so confused.

"Pharrell said he would definitely collaborate with One Direction in the future. Reading this made me remember that last night I dreamt I met One Direction and introduced them to my bunny :( My subconscious sucks :( [ONTD]"

I was an awkward, fat, lonely 12 year old girl who was obsessed with horror movies and masturbating, being raised by a single mother in a small town in the early 90's. Every Friday night my mom would take me to our nearest video store and I would gather 4 - 5 different rated-R VHS scary movies (I would specifically…