What a precious rosebud he is.

Seriously my favorite scene from both movies. Happy tin soldiers!

You had cocktopus right there!

if you're going to end a sentence with tho, you really should start it with chan. Just good form.

JimmyJane Form 2. I have an array of Forms (we call them the four horsemen), but 2 is far and away the best both solo and in duets. I've never had a toy so good I shed a tear or two when the (rechargeable) battery dies partway through. They're waterproof, hold a charge forever, have multiple modes and speeds, and the…

Not sure how this is going to go over, but I had toyed with a liked some submissive light bdsm things but never really went for it. I was in a long term relationship with really vanillas ex that was decent, but I felt uncomfortable voicing what I wanted and things I wanted to try....UNTIL I started dating this…

Missing from this recap but horrifying fans elsewhere: the part where Louis calls someone a "nig." They bleeped out a lot, but they kept in the (half a) racial slur? I'm as big a 1D fan as the next 15-year-old in a 30-year-old's body but while I couldn't give a shit about them smoking up (we've see paparazzi pics…

Brought my two sisters to One Direction in Croke Park last night. THEY WERE SO GOOD. But now I'm deaf and accidentally slept the entire day so now I'm awake all night.

This has been stuck in my head for about two decades, just repeating, forever, and I ain't even mad.

My mom threw me a party for getting my first period and it freaked a lot of my friend's parents out. I'm not saying we all need to throw period parties but it would be nice if we didn't pretend that periods are any more disgusting than anything else the human body does. Especially when so many women and girls have…

It's Aramaic/1 Chronicles 27 but basically sourced from Dodi from the Song of Songs and means "beloved." First born child. Later my parents re-thought the whole "creative" thing and my brother and sister are Billy and Ann.

OH SHIT, LINDY. THEM BAIOS DON'T LIKE US HERE LESBIAN SHITASSES. PREPARE YOURSELF.

It's not a matter of whether it's better or worse, it's that it's being continued at all.

The Prestige and The Illusionist come to mind as well.

Pentecostal upbringing here. Whenever the hint of sex came on the screen, my mother yelled, "Dirt!" I had to scramble for the TV from whatever part of the house I was in (mom is physically disabled) to find the remote that had fallen off her chair's arm in the process of her screaming, "Dirt!"

Aw my mama and I have and will watch every game of thrones episode together. The only thing that has put a damper on it is when the dire wolves die then she asks me how I could have forced her into watching such a show!

I never liked Ray Romano until Parenthood. His character is really interesting and he's fantastic in the role.

Is that a dried grapefruit slice around her neck?

no, which is why a lot of us would like him to fit into our femalebox.