My mom wouldn't go to these lengths to get me a doll. During the height of the Cabbage Patch Kids craze, she told me if she could get one from a catalog I could have it. But she was not fighting the crowds in stores and she was not paying after market price. She didn't care if "the magic" was ruined for me or not...
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.
A$AP AND CHANEL?!?!!!! since when?????? can they plz have a baby and dress it incredibly well???
The other ending is that they've all been in purgatory the whole time. Also, Barney's been dead the whole show. Also, Darth Maul kills Robin, right at the end.
He says that his insurance premiums shouldn't go up because women should pay for their own healthcare and he shouldn't subsidize their sex lives; is upset his insurance won't pay for his Truvada.
Why is there never any coverage of the Homo Bro? So easily recognized by his mating call on Grindr "No Fatties, No Fems, don't be old and creepy" he may also throw in a "No Blacks" or a "No Asians" quickly followed by a "Not Racist, Just a Preference." Priding himself in his masculinity he loves guns, cars, or may…
NAILED IT. This list is pure gold, Jerry.
Lest we forget, behind every bro is a woman who loves him.
I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?
Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.
This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-
Just think of that neighbor. He's was probably so happy when he heard Bieber was moving out—now he getting a Kardashian. It's probably an upgrade for him—I don't think the Kardashians will egg him or drive recklessly around the neighborhood.
And use a black light—because you know that place is covered in spooge. (Sorry.)
F that gif. I've been staring at it for a full minute. I think it's the jiggling that gets me.
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"Always Be My Baby" is one of those songs that immediately puts me in a good mood when I hear it on the radio. HBD, Mariah!
I stopped watching it after I became uncomfortable with the relationship between one of the foster daughters and her foster brother. It made me uncomfortable to watch a vulnerable young girl who'd been preyed upon sexually by previous foster siblings enter in to a "relationship" with another foster sibling but this…
yes, callie can't win, brandon needs to make a good choice for a change. also, are they going to make rosie's character into a spin-off...i know there is a webseries about the group home.
That's funny, that's actually where I KEEP my Doritos for handy snacking.
