I'm sorry, but wet tampon?

or this one...

"Doing" sex? Is that a British thing?

And just 'cause....

she looks like a bratty fish

This just in: softball coaches might be lesbians.

Was this at Plato's? Because that would explain sooooo much.

When will people realize that Selena is probably just as much of a tool as Justin?

I am going to take the word "crustache" and cherish it.

So Selena Gomez went on a date with this and still prefers Bieber?! Mind blown.

you can't tease me with a dragon penis tattoo that I can't look at because I'm at work! That's just cruel.

You can tell this is fiction because no one has ever masturbated thinking about Shia LeBeouf.

Wait...she was the Jewish rebel girl in Saved! Oh my God I loved her!

SUCH an under-appreciated movie! Macaulay Culkin as a roller skate? I just can't.

Best. Movie. Ever!

Cassandra Eddlestien is one flawless bitch.

"I am not a hen! And I am not a prize to be won!" Yassss, Liv. (Also loving the strategic pregnancy filming.) Through his arm! Behind a shoulder! Hold the papers!

Ed and Passenger do "No Diggity."

Shailene Woodley's PR team is in overdrive because she is in two movies being released soon. She is an excellent actress but I just can't get revved for these much

The Drew Barrymore/Ellen Page story!