Pictured: Melanie. And her OPINIONS.

The gif is the only good thing to come out of the film.

I'm bisexual. Fucking nobody buys it as a legit orientation. You're either experimenting, looking for attention, or in denial. Queer and straight communities. I generally keep it to myself because I'm sick of hearing it.

Why is there a blank picture here? Wait, what were we talking about? And why do I have a sharpie mark on my arm?

Also into breatherianism:

I'm so surprised at all the poo-pooing here. I just don't think it's a big deal - it's simply woman writing about an experience that I'll bet most of us have fantasized about, even if we would never ever do it. I was entertained, and I'll watch the porn when I want the juicy bits.

HAHA I APOLOGIZE. I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD WRITING FANFICTION IN A TREE. I don't recognize pop culture references from before like 2000 :(

cuz otherwise THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS!

Cute and funny. Doesn't really help me to get over my weakness for Grimmy though.

Obsessed with J.Hud's hair. She is so gorgeous.

No thanks, will not look. No.

Am I watching Sleepy Hollow? Am I breathing? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is that bear Catholic?

Hey, it's that woman-slapping pretty motherfucker!

Coming from someone that does have a condition that has made me constantly struggle to be healthy and not overweight, fuck you.

White feminism, everybody!

I want few things in life as intensely as I want Jenny McCarthy to suffer a spectacular public failure. It doesn't make up for her anti-vaccine advocacy — which has literally killed children — but I'll take my victories where I can.

Beauties!