Wasn't the Biebs being paraded around as a reason why abortion is a terrible idea?

This is some Joffrey-level shit.

That was the first person I thought of, too, and my sense of alarm was similar to yours. In hindsight, Ellen really did end up dodging a bullet when Anne Heche broke her heart.

God, I love Niecy Nash.

You know what? I'm not a Kardashian fan, I think that they are a bunch of fame-whoring shits, but for having a baby about three months ago Kim looks great. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

It's okay. It's 0k. We'll get through this. We still have Lindy and Dodai. We'll be okay. *sad lip*

Every time I write about a Vampire Diaries star I feel like Buffalo Bill trying to imitate Catherine Martin's screams while she is down in that well in Silence of the Lambs.

This is a very queer subject.

In a just world, Tatiana Maslany would have been nominated and won.

I only have advice for the eyelid. Does it hurt if you poke it or something? Find a small sponge or wad of cotton and dunk it into hot water; apply to eyelid. Use the hottest water you can take on your face and leave it there for a minute or two. Repeat a couple times a day and see if that brings it down. It could be…

Julie Chen is using what I like to call the Clapton defense. "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy."

JGL is doing an AMA on Reddit right now.

This one was my favourite

This is probably 10 years old now, but it's a Gothic mystery set in post-World War II Barcelona: Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. It's not scary, but I found it a delicious read. And perfect for autumn weather.

Jenna Jameson definitely just got un-followed by the Hall boys.

What? She just really needed caulk.

Take your pills, Grandma.

Hey guys! a few weeks ago I wrote on saturday night social and asked for advice on anal sex.

have you heard Heart Attack or Rock Me? because those are my JAMZ!

Hodor?