My goal is a hexagonal thigh gap.

So, my fam never really bought into any of that non-butter business- but apparently everyone else's family did (I was born late 80s). When I first lived with other people in college, I was SHOCKED (and kinda grossed out) that so many of them used butter substitutes. By the time we graduated, all my roomies used the…

yeeessss I just saw a preview for this the other day! Is Greg Kinnear really a jesus freak or is he just hard up for cash? Cause I like him and it would be me have a sad

wowza, just remove the hair and add the accent and there she is!

I think Khloe might make a good Little Edie...

I've never kept up with the Kardashians so I don't know anything about them except the unavoidable things that you absorb (and I've seen Khloe on RuPaul)...but I got through 3 minutes of this video and she seems like a sweet person. Is she supposed to be a bitch IRL?

I wanna know if 50 Shades the Movie is narrated by Bella. Does she refer to her inner goddess and use wacky euphemisms for genitalia?

damnit, beat me to it

Callie! The link about Cressida Bonas goes to the story about ol' Swifty visiting sick kids. I was hoping to read more about Cressida and Jacobi's shenanigans at Hogwarts. Were they Slytherins? Did they have owls or cats? I MUST know!

Justin Bieber is literally exactly like James Dean.

I hope the tattoo was a snake. On a plane.

I got excited about Selena and Zooey's fries because well, fries. But then I remembered that vocal fries are not delicious and I was sad.

amazing, I just snorted my water. The last line really makes it.

That kind of thing happens to me SO much. Like when the person that checks the bags in at the airport says "Enjoy your flight." I always walk away going "DOH, they're not flying too!"

oh jesus, don't get me started on people who use their celebrity as a platform for their nutzo beliefs. Talk about dangerous.

girl, I still have it on VHS

Omg, remember the Cinderella with Brandy and the Filipino prince? And his parents were Whoopi and Victor Garber? I wanted them to be my fam so badly.

Callie couldn't have made it any more obvious, WB are the first two words! I'm a lil embarrassed now but c'est la vie I guess

Yeah, I think I just heard Peter Pan and assumed Disney 'cause that's the one I know.

ha, and Warner Brothers are the first two words of this DB even. I should probably learn to think before I talk at some point. I guess I just associate Peter Pan with Disney?