excellent! Can safely keep fantasizing about him then

That's really interesting! I'm going to try to find that article.

ok, I've never been to an Outback but I'm STILL UPSET that the awesome blossom(tm) is no more. Is the bloomin' onion as good? Does it have the delicious sauce that I don't wanna know the ingredients to? If the answer is yes, I think there's one pretty close by and Imma goin.

yesssssss. But do we know if he shares Daddy's politics? Chair-publician

I was sitting here giggling like an idiot at his weirdo face. I think he's adorable, sorry-not sorry.

I'm assuming that Maude Apatow is someone to do with Judd Apatow but I dunno; the only thing I could think of when seeing these tweets was this

I heart Fresca too. My dad makes a delish cocktail with campari, fresca, lime and some other booze.

I should probably get a life

OK, before I say this I want to be clear that I'm not trying to stir shit- this is just something I've noticed lately.

truth! Wishing I could give you 84 more stars

1) awesome handle, I loves me some Irene

yeeesss, I loved Oz. Especially how a surprising amt of the cast ended up on SVU. Chris Meloni, JK Simmons, BD Wong, Dean Winters

I miss Elliot Stabler's forearms.

Perez Hilton is a huge douchecanoe; everyone knows and no one was fooled when he "turned over a new leaf."

I snorted my coffee at "carnitas." The costume was perfecto, too- but Harry seems to have his tits out more.

Until quite recently, I thought that Kendall and Kylie were fraternal twins. I don't know why I had that thought stuck in my head, but I was really convinced and then really surprised when I realized they weren't...weird, I know.

She sounds incredible and needs a Lifetime movie stat!

always glad to see another pinoy reppin'. Way to go Michael!

I've said this here before, but I was so obsessed with Velvet Goldmine as a young teen that I named my dog after JRM. Then he got really scary looking and mean and stuff and I got sad. He's looking better these days though.

Dunno about Clean and Clear, but the St. Ives is def apricot pits; that's what I use too.