...but I thought they were never, ever, ever getting back together

One of the benefits of huge tits. Before I had a smartphone, I could fit my phone, cash, a card for emergencies, house key...I could sneak a flask into games in college. Good times.

No, I agree. His tats are mostly fucking dumb looking, I just really like his face. And also he hasn't been racist graffiti-ing his way around South America

I've tried that...I find a lot of crumbs

the best was when my brothers and I still lived at home and I did the laundry. They were bad about emptying their pockets and I used to get a lot good stuff, namely money and gum. Finders keepers!

love that feeling! Sometimes I think I'm brilliant and tuck money into my bra, but I inevitably forget I did and then I take the bra off in the dark and the money goes on the floor. I get that feeling the next morning when there's magical money on the floor.

I enjoy Zayn's fac-, bod-, er tattoos. Definitely the tattoos.

Meanwhile, I get excited when I find candy in the bottom of my purse.

I totes forgot that Tiger's name is really Heavenly

About to say this exact thing...but I really like Russell Tovey and Jonathan Groff so I'll probably try it

Can Gwyneth Paltrow please just go away now (and please, take Coldplay with her)?! I mean, has she done anything of significance career-wise other than just pissing people off in the past few years

I am FUCKING HORRIFIED by what just happened w/ Gerry. Poor Mellie

omg yes, both he and Ewan are perfecto in this film!

We probs have twinnish tendencies. I was already (way) down the "I want the d" road, but this film actually led to my first sexual experience with a girl. So, there's that.

always a good point

MISTAKE! I think the copy I have now might be my second one because my friends and I watched it literally over and over again in late middle/early high school to the point that I needed a new one.

solidarity, sister!

Pretty sure you're the no-pet version of me. Did you also read a lot of HP fanfic...because then you're definitely me.

I got through half of the first eppy of Dracula and got so pissed off at JRM's accent that I had to turn it off. Someone please let me know if I should watch it!

yeeeeeeessssss! Love the album so SO much