Hey, the police made a mistake. Okay, a series of mistakes. Stupid and racist mistakes. Over several hours. Can’t we just let that go already?!?!

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that

I seriously want to know their reasoning for not calling in the bomb squad if they were so concerned that his clock was a bomb and not, you know, an actual clock.

THIS COMMENT FORCED ME TO GUFFAW AND HAVE DRAWN THE ATTENTION OF MY COWORKERS. FOR SHAME.

I’ve got my souvenir cups from the last one. Hope to add to my collection!

When the stupid hurts so bad.

My ex-fiance is now a priest (not Catholic), and one summer he stayed in the guest room at the parish priest’s house. I was between housing situations for a night, so they let me stay over, and we went at it like rabbits. So yeah, did it with an almost-priest in a current priest’s house.

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

“Jesus Called”

Your Honor, we submit a Morion to Reconsider to this Court, arguing that the Duggar re-direct to Jessa’s wedding appears to be a shameless attention-grab, and that Michelle Duggar has not demonstrated the mental capacity to grasp the subtleties of the concept of Shade.

Oh, honey. No.

Grace Jones resorting to Shade would be like Neil deGrasse Tyson showing up for a lecture with a styrofoam model of the Solar System.

I’m not convinced she’s not a robot. Some freshman Computer Science major wrote a program as a joke that generates Tea Party-esque phrases and then uploaded it into her mainframe.

As an American of Chinese descent, this guy can go sit on a cactus pantsless. I, and many others who share my ancestry, have faced racism galore in the United States.

Hi. I’ve been going to concerts for 17ish long years at this point and I’m no stranger to getting crushed, stepped on, and shoved by well-meaning people who are just having a good time. It does happen. The issue here is how blatantly, forcefully and obliviously this very small group of people was making the show less…