Prepare your gorilla tears

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

At what point do they ask you to start carrying the load for CarMax saleries?

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“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Why do Muslims continually get dragged into the Kim Davis conversation? And anyway, only a valid comparison if said Muslim woman is forcing OTHER WOMEN to cover their faces. Fighting for your rights is not the same as denying them to others.

Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s smart.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

And here’s the best part: when Richter and his ensemble perform the album in Berlin this fall, they will play straight from midnight until 8 AM to an audience reclining in “four or five hundred beds.”

LOLOLOL

“Alternate universe”= A 26 year-old black girl whose parents listened to Motown and not the Rolling Stones.

FACTS ARE THE DARKEST SHADE

They’re not putting her name all over shit. It’s not like she has an endorsement deal with them. Alba is a co-founder of the company. It wouldn’t exist without her.

I'm angry at HUMANITY for that being a thing, tbh.

I've always loved this story. This is what gave me courage to manually ease discomfort when I'm constipated.

Mark, I really hate you. In a very loving way.