Canada. Yes, I have heard of Canada. What fun.

The true genius is rarely genuinely happy, but I think I am. I believe I am. Everything I have heard about happiness seems to occur within my waking hours. The nights are filled with terror.

Oh, did he?

The democrat bench is as follows:

Every shred of evidence suggests you are incorrect, but as always - I will keep an open mind.

Oh my dearest friend on earth, what pain comments like this cause effect on me. I have lurked and commented on this fair site nearly as long as have I the main Gawker webpage. Rest in peace, you dirty old bastard.

Oh my dearest friend on earth, what pain comments like this cause effect on me. I have lurked and commented on this fair site nearly as long as have I the main Gawker webpage. Rest in peace, you dirty old bastard.

Thank you for this information. Beoncey, Bee, and Hillary. What an adventure they must have. I imagine they trot along rotting alleyways next to dumpsters occupied by rioters burning tiny piles of trash whilst singing and losing and having a grand old time and doing whatever it is that Sam Bee does.

Bernie Sanders would have taken his correct diagnosis and incorrect solutions and reduced Trump to the caricature the left wants him to be.

John Stewart looks old and tired. The voice of a generation past. The democratic party certainly has a demographic problem on its hands now doesn’t it? And this is before it was ripped apart by Donald Trump. Will they ever recover? It does not seem likely at this point, hence the insane public meltdown the left…