Twelfth Night and As You Like It are both SO gay and SO awesome.

My late mother always said "You are NOT taking me out to a restaurant on Mother's Day. That's when all the people who never eat out are at restaurants, and I'm not eating with those idiots."

Actually, the grown up children who become mentally or physically disabled after birth by accident or illness end up in the same group home as the adults who have congenital birth defects. Why? Because their parents/family can't care for them forever either and eventually they end up in the care of the state.

Maybe I'm oversensitive in perceiving animal cruelty where it may not exist, but I agree with the commenter who asked how that panda got up there in the first place. I want to go and place her back down on the ground because frankly, as everyone laughs and coos, she looks like she's stuck and afraid to get off without…

The annual salary for a butler can range between 50,000 to 150,000 euros ($69,000 - $205,000), according to Robert Wennekes, head of "The International Butler Academy" (TIBA) in the Netherlands.

And her fat hands. HOW DOES SHE PICK THINGS UP WITH THOSE FAT HANDS!?

Not entirely relatred, but i had a friend who wanted to call his female cat Stella so he could open the back door at least twice a day and yell "STELLLAAAAAH!"

It would have been a great time-saver had I called my two children "Get Your Finger Out Of Your Nose" and "Don't Pull Your Sister's Hair".

When Clara is all, "GAWD, why won't you just stay in this pile, you stupid yellow baby?" I lost it. Laughing, crying, awwing, all of it. It was the best. Made even bester by the fact that the ducklings eventually joined the kitty cuddle pile.