I feel like I care more about Mark's random life info than I do about anything else on dirtbag.

"toe-ast"

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

Would they be interested in the collection of good quality win from the 50s that my Grandfather has stored above a radiator for the past 60 years?

crab water, gasoline, salt water, vinegar, with hints of citrus and alcohol.

I have to accept the fact that it will always take me a full minute to distinguish between the directors with the last name Anderson.

Not many outside of the Empire know this but we Kardashians have always been fond of Madonna.

She sounds like she was pretty much a dick as a manager if you DIDN'T have kids. For fuck's sake people, some of us have lives, hobbies, OTHER family members we like to spend time with. Companies have stopped giving a shit about any of us... why do they think we'll continue to sacrifice everything, and kill ourselves…

For some reason, the poor grammar in today's Tweet Beat is bothering me more than usual.

John Stamos used to be older than me.

Hey Chris Rock: if I proofread your tweets, will you promise to host the Oscars next year?

Maybe it's the best way to keep them secret, because who on Earth would hack AOL?

Is it weird that I read this item as:

Understandable. Affleck isn't a bad actor, but he's just always Ben Affleck to me no matter what movie he's in in. I would have preferred an actor that could more easily (for me) melt into the character but I'm going to give him a chance to surprise me.

Me too. Heath Ledger taught me a lasting lesson about keeping an open mind about casting choices in general, not just for the Joker. Which is why I didn't throw all of my toys on the ground and wail when I heard Ben Affleck was cast as Batman.

Your gif is emotionally compromising.

You literally can't say, or do, anything these days without twitter erupting in outrage. It's the new normal.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

You must tell us or you are a horrible person.

Holy heck. Do you have any links? Are there any pictures?