Ugh. The lemonade diet. I had a friend who swore by this, then later admitted to being anorexic. I was going to give it a try when my husband said it was "anorexia light" and I realized how stupid I was being. This "cleanse" does nothing.
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Vodka: Likely one of the reasons virgins are hard to come by.
Can I substitute virgin bloody Marys for the blood of virgins?
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This makes me think... Samantha totally would have gotten rejuvenation, huh?
One of my friends (europe) broke his leg in the states - flew back with basically no care to go to the hospital here since he would have had to pay a loooot of money in the states according to him. I think many americans would change their opinion about healthcare if they would live in europe for some time, I…
Yes! Deceit and fear big time! Glad someone else noticed that.
I love me some micro expression theories...
Also note the guys in the back who seem to know what's up, saying something along the lines of "THIS IS SUPER AWKWARD."
The coach of the Oregon Ducks says several of his players will be disciplined for celebrating their New Year's Day…
There's a video on Facebook of some kid trashing a store and threatening to attack people. It's behavior that goes well above and beyond normal childhood tantrums. All of the responses are something to the extent of "beat him! beat him now!" That, combined with this, has made me decide that I'm totally done.
I've…
I'm right there with you, Mark. I'm sitting on my couch, drinking Laphroaig, binge watching Brooklyn 99 by myself - and my husband wants me to wake him up at midnight.
Because it has a glandular condition. Don't be rude.
Seriously, WTF is up with the shavable baby? Why does it have hairy calves and shins?
"Take that, 'Guernica!'"
If you read Emily Bazelon's remarkable feature "The Dawn of the Post-Clinic Abortion" in the New York Times…
You mean the way drivers get drivers licenses and kill other drivers and pedestrians with their cars? The way doctors get their medical licenses from the state they practice in and misdiagnose patients or perform surgery on patients leading to death? The way pharmacists get licensed by their state and write…
I don't know, maybe they'll try him as an adult. It's all the rage.
Ok, so the pro-gun-carrying response is that she was clearly not a responsible gun owner. Ok, sure (although when all manner of ostensibly trained and "responsible" gun owners end up accidentally shooting people - i.e. police, soldiers, gun safety instructors - this excuse starts veering into the "no true Scotsman"…
Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.