I hate everything

whatthefuck

I'm going with Benedictine Gnomes for this one.

my father has suffered from chronic pain for 30 years. His prescription is for enough methadone to kill a large bovine. His medical marijuana prescription has allowed him to cut back on his methadone by more than 50% and he is more social, happy, and calmer than ever. Viva la pot!!

Oooh so cute.

Yay!!!

completely off topic, but where are more awesome history posts? I need them as life support for the brain cells that just spent time internally debating shades of teal.

SO what you're saying is ... we solved this conundrum.

David Bowie is my David Bowie.

"They're looking for an artsy loft, something funky and a little grungy," says someone who is comfortable and familiar with lesbian lifestyles.

Yep, and you know he was scanning the room and taking mental notes on just which GOPers were not toeing the party line.

more importantly, you support giant murderous beetles

It kind of made me just want to pat him on the head and say, "good effort. Shows improvement."

I bet her face smells like a foot. A peppermint foot

All of my grandparents needed log term care before they passed. In each care facility, there was typically a centenarian who inevitably was a lady who disavowed men and never reproduced. Truly, this is the key to longevity.

Considering they use her as Replacement Parent whenever they have other, more Bible-y things to do with their other kids... At least she gets time away from them.

I only take exception to your rosé comment. Bragg is a blithering idiot.

That guy is prolific, I tell you what

Interesting cosmic consonance as I want anti-gay groups to recuse themselves from humanity.

Did you casually toss in a Scrubs reference into an article about Dame Judi Dench's ass tattoo? I don't even know how to describe the roller coaster you've put me on, Schrayber.