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Much harder category to squeeze on the graph

Oddly specific fruit stand recommendation, but I'm for it! And I don't even live in the city.

Your headline make me frown for a while and squint at the photos looking for Bruce or Laura and THERE WERE NO DERNS.

I don't want to worry you, but my grandmother had early onset Alzheimer's starting around age 50. Go to Alzheimers.org to read symptoms. They also include links to assessment resources. Some of it may be straight up aging/forgetfulness, but early intervention is important. They also have resources for family members,

So what you're saying is that Balmain bought a fuck ton of advertising this issue and threw their weight around.

Dr. Ashton: master of surprise pregnancy shade.

But it might also make your toaster and/or the Statue of Liberty dance.

The placement of the skeleton looks as though it's actually coming out of the vacuum.

Did everyone see her edit?

There is no better gif of Michael Sheen.

You say that as if it hasn't already happened... Christ loved his Colt, don't you know?

The NRA seems rather like a crime family to me.

This isn't concern trolling, this is just being an under the bridge troll.

would you be able to identify a rogue nipple in a non-sexy setting gently tapping you on the shoulder?

That nipple freed itself, thankyouverymuch.

I love everything that is Tommy Lee Jones. He was born a grumpy (and damn smart) old man, and has spent the last 40 odd years getting grumpier.

bless the German language and its exceptional nuance regarding emotion. See also: Russian

After Tron: Legacy, I'm pretty sure Bridges entirely relinquished his personality to one Jeffrey Lebowski. I'm not complaining, really, but it is worth noting that the dude does, in fact, abide.

yep, it was that bottom one. Did not think it was possible for a human to look that good. I think that broke my pituitary gland.

speaking of Kit Harrington, I just turned on Pompeii. It's an oustandingly bad film, but when he walked on in his first scene, for the first time in my life I actually made an "unf" sound.