I can never remember his name and just call him Robb Stark but now I'm going to have Steve Madden = shoes, John Madden = football cleats, Richard Madden = glass slippers. It all comes down to footwear.

Robb Stark is the blandest of bland. But I still would.

This sounds like terrible sex

I keep my vagina young by encouraging its sense of whimsy.

She hides her mouth with her hand - classic sign of lying/untrustworthiness if you believe those micro expression theories.

what the fuck

At least your scotch is excellent

The lack of genitalia would be an improvement

It's like they're wearing masks of their own faces... Or enough foundation to put Divine to shame.

My family's go-to is the "I understand the silverware, but why the dog?

WHY DIDNT YOU EXPRESS YOUR LOVE FOR THE CRITIC EARLIER?!

You're right, Kumail, but no one would go see "Two-and-a-Half Hours of Serious Sobbing."

Side note: the fuck is a blackcurrent?

I am so mad I didn't live near her.

I cannot wrap my head around why she would do this. There is not one piece of information that might explain why she felt the dog should die. I'm so confused by her intent. WHY?

Yep, right next to their frescoes of The Ascension.

Ha! Thank ye kindly

Mine: good point

Totally appropriate though. Such a grievance requires preemptive grovelling

oh dear lord, that poor woman.