Yep, right next to their frescoes of The Ascension.

Ha! Thank ye kindly

Mine: good point

Totally appropriate though. Such a grievance requires preemptive grovelling

oh dear lord, that poor woman.

oh, phew! It's the holidays, I'm on high alert for offending people

When he talks about how the dogs remember their rescuer, I was filled with pure joy. Both our dogs are rescues, but one was a puppy when we got him, and had been shelter born/cared for well. Our other, the Mister rescued himself from a neglectful and abusive owner in our town. You can tell she loves me, but the way…

I didn't ask to offend you. I'm just genuinely curious. I definitely wouldn't have thought (or been bold enough!) to ask at 16 - it's only as an adult I learned the hymen thing was bs.

Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper were once set up on a date, but felt zero spark.

I'm skeptical of the hymen intact measure of virginity. As with any body part, those things (which seem to be the vagina's own version of the appendix) come in many shapes and sizes, appearing "intact" or otherwise, regardless of sexual penetration.

Like just plonking the kid onto earth? I mean, shouldn't that be in the wheelhouse of an omnipotent being?

So... what exactly was the scientific method by which the doctor proved the mother's virginity? Because that hymen nonsense is, well, nonsense. Not calling mom & dad liars, but I am suspicious of medical diagnoses of virginity.

This article actually has very little to do with Christmas or any perceived attendant cynicism.

As if there is any other kind.

Second photo: Classic "honey, can you clean up my neck?" pose between visits to the barber shop. Probably a pretty expensive hairdresser smock, but they are the Wests.

He's the King of America in my heart.

Golly, that didn't take long.

ramming speed!

There's absolutely no way this is going to be a demeaning shitshow for all individuals and communities represented. Nope. No way.

I love how that video was intended to highlight that marmosets are not pets, but everyone who has seen it is like "omg give it to meeee."