Billy Idol gets it, why doesn't she?

Too cool for regular shoes, too lazy to use the ties, or zippers, or buckles...

You've cracked the hippie-hipster divide. Might be the missing link.

Someone made Papa Swanson proud.

Lawdamercy, I do love me a strong European woman in men's formal wear.

EVERYTHING Marlene Dietrich wore in Morocco:

NO, for if you are of normcore, you are not normcore.

A: I agree on all accounts, it's weird.

Did he bring a towel? Was he a frood?

Good call! Totally forgot about that. (don't really watch Girls as I am an Old)

Ah, the capitalist silver lining.

Allegedly, Lena wouldn't want a pregnancy interfering with the show.

I, too, have been concerned regarding this. And then I remembered that both of the aforementioned characters often have scotch.

Old media, I'm starting to no longer mourn your demise.

"I would date a Republican if he were exactly like Jack Donaghey in looks, wealth, and temperament."

I'm currently working on a theory that he and James Franco are actually the same person. I desperately need like continuous updates, such as the ones above, to support this assertion.

"EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR" is going to be my new response to everything.

Touché

Earlier reports indicate that all sorts of devices were involved, including a regular old digital camera, so your assumption is correct. It's a detail the cloud-storage terms of service moralizers ignore.

that is some world class stupidity right there