I doubt anyone 'round here has forgotten. And that creepster mustache he sports only serves as a visual reminder that he's a crapsack... or possibly a cartoonishly villainous Maitre D'.

Leonardo DiCaprio's "move" is to take a lady to Soho House and pre-order her meal...

bless the mess that is the Big E.

The fried salsa actually sounds delicious. But then, I have been trying for years to find a socially acceptable way to eat salsa on its own, sans tortilla conveyor. Apparently, fellow party goers frown upon spooning it directly into your mouth.

Yes, and that she looks as charmingly doofusy as I do when grinning into the camera, and she's waaaay more attractive than I am

right? I think my grandparents actually had an armchair in that exact fabric. If I wore it, I would actually look like an armchair. That woman is amazing.

I think I like Posh a whole lot more now

she's clearly smizing

And here we see the rare Wintouris Humorous. For generations, the smiling Wintour in the wild was thought to be a myth, like the Late Devonian coelacanth fish, but as you can see, it is, in fact, a naturally occurring event. Our photographer had to wait motionless in her tree stand for 39 and a half hours before she…

shush you, my drunken aneurysms only have the memory of a fruit fly.

GOP is starting their bi-annual "make horrifically monstrous statements in public..."

Mais bien sur

As one familiar with The Corsican Brothers, I understand.

I like how Corsica is just like, "Fuck all y'all, we're good with our four names."

Is there a dental school near you? They will often perform procedures for very low/no cost.

we should be so lucky!

one of whom scared the 7-year-old Star editor's son

This is truly terrifying.

External chain underpants: all the rage for a swinging '60s spy

Wanted this hand to be flipping the bird so badly.