This makes me rather angry; I have always loved the History Channel... Ancient Aliens and all.

It's a very stunted family tree between those two clans, I suspect.

He's pretty fantastic, as far as cousins go. We also share a birthday, taste in music, and sense of humor.

I will take that as an oops. It's early, I cast no judgments before the third cup of coffee.

Not sure if Burt is unintentionally confusing Rainn Wilson and Rebel Wilson

most disappointing DB headline ever.

Those are some extraordinarily creepy mannequins.

I'm totally fine with that.

As a family member once said to my mother, "you must not be from the Internet."

My younger cousin gave me the ingredients for mimosas and gourmet pancakes. No idea where the pancake mix and syrup went as of the next day, but I know exactly where the OJ and champagne ended up.

I'm going to just say no to this study. And that's my final thought on the matter.

How can the awesome be too much? frankly, he should have been the whole list, just his different incarnations.

Yet technically both a dude and older.

His left eye looks purple in some pictures, it's really eerie. And awesome. No idea about his eyesight, but one can assume it's not horrible, as I've never seen him with specs

When I discussed it with Mr. Farce, he actually said, "Well, I mean, okay. I don't even register as a blip on the Kinsey scale, and I'd sleep with David Bowie. You don't turn that down."

Definitely not mine, someone else on Jez used it a while ago and it's pretty much the only way to describe my feelings toward him.

shattered iris from a fight as a kid. Yes, I'm a semi-professional Bowie-stalker.

He shattered his iris as a kid in a fistfight, if I'm not mistaken, and that was the result. So I'm a little stalker-ish, eh? interesting self-discovery of the day.

ah, okay. I think his snappy fashion sense helps him remain super attractive, too.

I once saw Thom Yorke helpign a woman with a stroller on the Tube and it was all I could do not to run up and lick him. I should not be allowed in public.