she must be so snuggly with all that on

If anyone wants to drive up to Northampton with me this evening to find this girl to see if she actually has a brain, we can go to Drag it Out Wednesday at Diva's afterward. It'll be a pseudo-scientific social excursion.

Short answer: yes. There's no one who would apply to Smith (presumably) that would be unaware of this, which makes her all the more absurd.

The news anchor reading the piece call Ed teens "pieces of human trash" and you could tell he was trying desperately not to say more. The kitten seems okay now, but the kicker is they filmed it and put it on YouTube.

What? WHAT? I am so disturbed in such a visceral way about the chihuahua story that I am shaking; it's almost as bad as the kids who put a kitten in the microwave last week.

Russell Brand, stop making me love you.
Noel Gallagher, I've always adored you as the brighter, shinier asshole of the Gallagher family.

It'll take some concentration, I'd imagine, replacing all those horribly inept and banal euphemisms for various body parts and fuctions.

This makes me think a rewrite of 50 Shades using nothing but strict medical/anatomical terminology would be FANTASTIC.

I made an assumption based on waist-to-hip ratio, but either way, you are 100% right!

My cousin recently weight-watchersed herself down about 40 lbs. I hadn't seen her in a while, and when I did, I couldn't hide my surprise. I believe I said, "wow! Look at you!"
Her response was, "that never gets old!"
You aren't alone in getting the compliment high, we are all subject to it. (Compliments on any level…

they eyelets for the drawstrings are smizing for her.

The boy has a killer recipe for white chicken chili, it's so good, even cold. We will make a giant crock pot of it an freeze it in little pyrex dishes. Usually by lunchtime, it's thawed and good to go.

My parents are brutal intellectual snobs, so that's my haterade. It's really unpleasant.

I have the whole season on my DVR, just being creepy and unwatched. I watched like two episodes. Everyone in the house was totally unnerved by it, everyone being the boy and four animals. And don't even get me started with how nervous his animal-collecting made me.

I was going to suggest 'shroom purse', but that sounds really obscene for some reason.

The home of the future! Available now!

what would one carry their other drugs in? Cocaine satchel... heroin attache?

This. I used to get up early to watch Fashion Television on on E! (or VH1?) Sundays when I was like 9. I have always known what goes into creating the image, but that doesn't change the underlying message of desirability, etc.

Our lab-great Pyrenees mix will lie down in lakes after swimming for hours, wallow in scum-filled ponds, drink out of puddles. Get anywhere near him with the hose, ask him to go out in the rain, or try to coax him into the bathroom, and he becomes 100 lbs of pathetic dead weight.

ha! don't apologize, I'm 3 beers in a terrible at proofing my own writing.