Bwahahaha YESS. About a year ago, a day of yard work in the sun followed by a bottle of Pinot and suddenly I thought I had the talent, face shape, and hair type for a '20s style angled bob. Yuuuup.

So the event planner spectacularly dropped the ball... Of confetti.
Also, I so love this visual.

HAHAHAHAHA now I feel existential guilt for comparing I him to Schwyzer

I started chanting "one of us. One of us" at Mindy Kaling in my head. I love gardening AND cats (and most other animals, far superior to most people.)

Time release blackouts... Interesting. Jokes aside, my very bright but undereducated grandmother died of YOD after suffering from it for over 25 years. She almost never drank and was once prescribed smoking by a doctor for her nerves - it didn't take. She did, however, display some o the classic signs of bipolar…

been quite a while since I've rea it - very good point you make!

Gregor Samsa is a feminist icon! What? I'm too female to see it, I guess.

So Hugo Schwyzer has fully metamorphosed into the cockroach many assumed he would become/always has been?

I'm in non-profit in a very insular community. My director at the time is now the head o the non-profit coalition locally. Not entirely sure that my assumptions are unfounded, though the entire place treats current an former employees like garbage. I could write a book, particularly about the head of school's…

Autocorrect on Kinja kills me so very much that I sometimes leave errors as correcting them becomes infuriating. I feel you on that.

At 26, I walked away from a good paying, well-positioned job. And by walked away, I mean I got up from my desk, sent a terse letter of resignation to my boss, and left. My department director apparently stood in the lobby shouting "well FUCK HER." It was at an "independent" school for girls ages 12-18.

I came here just to fine the requisite Swedish meatball joke.

I will never swim again

The Captain America one should play "The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B"

it should transform randomly and without warning during use; he is the god of chaos.

Her dress looks like it escaped from the set of Logan's Run. Perhaps it was turning 30.

Can't really take issue with the pinkness of it all since this is a much belated small step for a doll, giant leap for all doll kind.

That was as painful to read as it was true. Your comment, that is. BEE is always painful to read.

Ornamental hermit. Look it up.

I would be much happier if Chris Brown just quit being Chris Brown entirely. I want him to go find a ninteenth century land owner who needs an ornamental hermit and leave the rest of the world blissfully ignorant of his existence.