If I had the choice, my diet would consist solely of Madeleines.

I could watch that gif all day.

Might've been an eyelash, Ke$ha.

Yes, Gaga looks good, but goddamn mesh tops never do anyone favors! Even the fittest person ends up looking weird in them from the strange shadows they cast. And I'm a former goth - I know mesh tops first hand. Shudder.

ha, okay. It's a touchy subject!

Interestingly, we Aquarians are the most likely star sign to believe in astrology. Curious!

I've had my Paragard for four years and I love it. My periods are a bit longer and heavier, and it took about two years to get the cramps under control, but it's totally worth it.

I feel like divide and conquer is your only option, and a good one! That way, you both attend the weddings that are most meaningful to each of you, respectively (I"m inferring this, but yeah, obviously) and the brides and grooms don't miss out. Plus, I LOVE WEDDINGS. Mostly, I love open bars, but whatever. Moar…

I just... this is so unhelpful, but my immediate reaction to this kind of absurdity is almost always along the lines of, "so he figures that if he can't get some, no one will."

that's a creative deployment of theology.

"Wash your hands and say your prayers,
'cause Jesus and germs are everywhere!"

Well, as a follower of lots of atheists on Twitter, I can say it's probably because the atheists are often fielding abuse from theists. (Which they seem to engage in gleefully, so... I really have no point.)

I really think he started to turn into Jack Donaghy, and/or was already him to begin with, hence the genius of the part. And also, the assholery.

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing. Having lived there for years, I caught on to some of these but now I'm realizing why all my friends from the UK happily believe I"M out of my gourd. (Important note: I am, but separate from this.)

Bit o' scruff, yes. Full beard, no. Beards are for my dad and fatherly wizards. Ergo, UGH BEARD.

Actually, I think Oh-Indeed is just demonstrating Google prowess, not necessarily "knowing so much."

Gratuitous sex in is degrading to women?

I really don't think you are watching the same show as the rest of the world.

I would guess a family member, what with her being somewhere around 12 and all.