A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Yo, MORAND! Your rent’s due, motherfucka. And don’t pull that falling down the stairs shit on me. You conscious? Shit.”

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

Came here to say this. Instead I am just gunna...

Tom Brady killed Cecil

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

I’m totally on board with the idea that shaming women (but not men) for having threesomes, tensomes, sex, oral, etc., is ridiculous and needs to stop.

For everyone: a Dallara suspension part breaking is not an aero kit issue.

can jalopnik start a sub website that lists all of the open track days at every track in the usa. please. need this.

not everything is trying to be a Miata. My ST is 3,200 lbs and feels pretty nimble.

That reads like a Childish Gambino rap.

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

Ripe for a Gillette sponsorship...

Coincidentally, "You lovly coaches are most likely mad about that," is how Jay Cutler starts off his letters to the Bears organization every offseason when they consider ditching him.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.