though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

*crises

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Mazda3 Superleggera:

I still don't totally understand that question. I do, but then I don't.

American open wheel racing will never be what you want it to be again. That ship has sailed, its gone, and the quicker some of you never-ending-whiners come to grips with that and the realities of racing, the quicker IndyCar could get healthier.

lets face it, the constantly whining 'fans' from yesteryear are whats holding back indycar and nothing else. your bad homercar dream for what indycar should be is awful and literally could not be worse for the series or its future.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. I expect Top Gear to continue until I die and I am not yet in my 30s.

Here are some things I hate about this "review":

I'm always amazed when I see a line on the Pro Bowl. If you bet on the Pro Bowl, you have a gambling problem.

Gayle: [Cancels Thanksgiving]

Blue Label. You've deserved it, old chap.

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

When I am 82, and on my way out, for the love of all that is holy, I grant all of you permission to take over my diet and feed me only candy, ice cream, sodas, and Johnny Walker Red.