Every single day. I currently have a pixie, but even when I had long hair, it was every single day. I tried skipping days a few times, and NOPE. And this has been the case since 1990 and through a whole lot of hair dye/bleach/Manic Panic. My hair’s condition is perfectly fine aside from being about three weeks past…

Oh thank goodness, because I was starting to think I was a weirdo. Every day for me. My hair is also super fine, though, and ends up oily and stringy by the end of the day. If I leave it until the next morning, it’s downright greasy and clumped. I can’t even use dry shampoo.. it doesn’t work on me, just ends up…

Eek am I the only person to wash it every day? I have pretty fine hair and use a heap of hairspray which feels kind of gross the next day without washing.

What!? How is this possible.

But pregnancies are about 10 months (40 weeks).

No kidding! I came here to say just as much. There are far too few of us mutant freaks that don’t refuse to play your ‘games of the ordinary’.

Cosigned - This is obviously option A, the most important and most factually correct.

I’m going with H: Redheads are too smart to sign up for The Bachelor.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.