The "A" on a hockey jersey stands for "Alternate" captain, not "assistant".

Not knowing how old you are, I'm quite confident that you will too.

For whatever it's worth: Tinder will never match you with your friends on facebook. Mutual friends all day, but you'll never get matched with you sibling or mom, supposing you are "friends" with them.

I went into a dive bar once with a group that contained one guy I did not know. Immediately upon entering the bar the guy I didn't know went up to the bar, ordered bottles of Heineken for everyone, and then told everyone to give him $5. That was the first indication of many that the guy sucked. Luckily I haven't had…

I think a talented master brewer should either take the risk and make them all or know their area of expertise and blast a style out of the water...it is like wine, so many varieties but after you try hundreds it is hard to stand out.

Dipshit.

Good lord, at least admit you are drinking a crappy beer, get Tecate, and save a few bucks.

I seriously doubt that there will be a dumber response to this story, so I want to make sure you get the recognition you deserve.

If you want to throw out the whole structure MLS has using to succeed where every other professional soccer league in this country failed, fine. So transfer window, promotion & relegation, free agency and no playoffs? Or just some of that? It's not just promotion and relegation, you want a league that is still trying…

With pro/rel, DC United would currently be in the NASL playing in front of sub 10k fans at decrepit RFK Stadium. As it stands, they're first in the (admittedly weak) Eastern Conference and they have plans for a new stadium. The guarantee of MLS is the only reason they have any shot at getting that stadium built.

Which would you rather have, promotion/relegation, or a financially viable league?

Expansion teams being immediately relegated would also be fun. NYCFC vs. Carolina in Yankee Stadium.

So you think bringing a team with no fanbase or stadium is going to help MLS as a whole? You do realize they just basically folded their worst team with no fanbase or stadium in order to rebrand them and build them a stadium? Chivas was mismanaged and all but they still are better than any NASL team in terms of…

Who are we going to promote, Billy? If you think MLS is bad, you should go see the Cosmos play.

If you preorder before game 1, you get a free blackface Halloween costume too.

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

Luckily for John, he'll always consider himself part of The Amazing Race.

Oh yeah that makes no sense. he's probably buying some wholewheat vegan crap.